An Angry American Woman Married to a Mexican

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Jul 06
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A couple lists

All weekend I thought of things that I like; things that would be very easy for Helio to tune into on special occasions.  Here is the beginning of my list that Helio can refer to in a crisis situation, I think it is a good place to start.

Things I like:

  1. Someone who talks to me, not bombards me with questions but has a conversation
  2. Nice, interesting bookmarks
  3. Alone Time
  4. Honey
  5. Lipstick (make up in general, especially with shimmer but lipstick is #1)
  6. Tunes- i.e. an Itunes prepaid card
  7. Coffee- i.e. a coffee shop prepaid card/ Coffee in bed in the morning
  8. Contemporary Fiction- used books via Amazon
  9. Earrings- hooker-style, sorta trashy Latina  
  10. Heels- refer to style in item #9
  11. Sassy undergarments- sometimes in a good mood a combination of 9 & 10
  12. Bath accoutrements/potions- and the time ALONE in the bathtub to enjoy them
  13. Good smelly body creams
  14. Pedicures
  15. A good hunk of cheese and bread
  16. Cash for garage sales (to look for contemporary fiction)
  17. CAKE
  18. Beer/Wine/Mojitos
  19. Ipod accessories
  20. Running gear
  21. Handbags
  22. Technology advances- i.e. add-on for laptop/a new apple laptop (ha)
  23. Crème Brule
  24. Crisp/tart apples
  25. Men with accents (he’s got that covered)
  26. White teeth
  27. Bedding/Linens- i.e. sheets, quilts, comforters, duvets, pillows, etc.
  28. A full bottle of water in the car for any and all car rides
  29. Lots of picture taking
  30. Reisen candies (once I start, I just can’t stop)
  31. A pretty set table
  32. Fresh moving air (you wouldn’t think it but this is something we fight about all the time)
  33. The sound of the big tree outside my bedroom window in early fall
  34. Quiet time at night to read and be still i.e.- now is not the time to start the day’s questions

Things that I don’t like:

  1. Being forgotten on a special occasion
  2. My shrubs cut down to 2’ off the ground with a sawzall
  3. Tacos every night
  4. Being called “gorda” or “gordita” even if it is a Mexican kindness
  5. Half done projects
  6. Sweaty smelly dirty socks left on the floor in my walking path
  7. Capers
  8. The hose not being hung back up after use
  9. Waking up to a sink of dirty dishes
  10. A stove/counter not wiped off
  11. Seeds in grapes
  12. Garlic
  13. Yelling on the phone- use inside voices (very typical Mexican)
  14. The garbage can left outside after being emptied
  15. A dirty floor
  16. Wet cake- i.e. tres leches, mil ojas
  17. A dirty car
  18. Making dinner just for one’s self and not their other half
  19. Arrogance